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A little humor for your day...😁
06/07/2022

A little humor for your day...

😁

05/16/2022

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time……….

Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing.

Talking about my “doing something useful” seems to be her favourite topic of conversation.

She was “only thinking of me” and suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.

I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She replied,

“Are you nuts? You are 70 years old, and now you’re going to start jumping out of aeroplanes?”

I told her that I even got a membership card and e-mailed a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned me,

“Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prost!tute Club, not a Parachute Club.”

“Oh man, I’m in trouble again; I really don’t know what to do… I signed up for five jumps a week.”

The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that she had fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun …

Have a great week everybody!👍👍
10/11/2021

Have a great week everybody!👍👍

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