Rob Kern For Galion Mayor

Rob Kern For Galion Mayor A Troubled Man For Troubled Times

10/30/2025

Look for me out this weekend, kissing hands and shaking babies!

10/30/2025

Many citizens have asked about my solution to our current fiscal problem. It’s quite simple, we are going to muscle crestline residents for their lunch money.

05/22/2025

Come out Sunday for Exorcisms and Fried Chicken!!

Do like fried chicken? Do love Galion? Do you have a significant other or family member that is possessed by a minor demon?

Then stop out and let’s make Galion Pure Again!!!

Vote Rob Kern For Mayor! The LOGICAL choice!

05/22/2025

I will be out and about all weekend, kissing hands and shaking babies. Make sure to say hello!

05/15/2025

First thing on my agenda is to deal with stopped trains in our town. I will be hiring a Bu****it Czar to handle this and other pain points.

Qualified applicants must have watched the film “Falling Down” at least 47 times. Eye twitches and muttering to yourself are preferred quirks.

The city will supply the rocket launcher and killdozer.

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Galion, OH

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