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Breaking news from the White House: the President is not sleeping. He just tilts his head and blinks very slowly and del...
17/06/2026

Breaking news from the White House: the President is not sleeping. He just tilts his head and blinks very slowly and deliberately. He blinks much better than Obama ever could.


17/06/2026


Barron Trump makes rare public appearance at UFC Freedom 250 event with Trump family.Melania has kept Barron very hidden...
17/06/2026

Barron Trump makes rare public appearance at UFC Freedom 250 event with Trump family.

Melania has kept Barron very hidden from public view.

Like I said, if I didn't know better.....

Straight from the "Team Orange" playbook!
14/06/2026

Straight from the "Team Orange" playbook!

14/06/2026

Is this real or a publicity stunt? A drunk, drooling and mumbling UFC fighter, Josh Hokit, shows up at official weigh-in for White House UFC Fight.

14/06/2026

You can't make this sh*t up....
13/06/2026

You can't make this sh*t up....

Yeah, that may have been a clue....🤣🤣🤣
13/06/2026

Yeah, that may have been a clue....🤣🤣🤣


Been noticing more MAGA bots and also noticing MAGA folks are creating fake profiles. It's like they don't want people t...
12/06/2026

Been noticing more MAGA bots and also noticing MAGA folks are creating fake profiles.

It's like they don't want people to see they still support Trump. Imagine that? 🤣🤣🤣

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