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06/09/2026

Looks like there are still Q-anon people hanging in there, "trusting the plan."
05/09/2026

Looks like there are still Q-anon people hanging in there, "trusting the plan."

Tommy Tuberville loves to make promises on the campaign trail....But once he gets in office, he never delivers. The vete...
04/09/2026

Tommy Tuberville loves to make promises on the campaign trail....

But once he gets in office, he never delivers.

The veterans are still waiting on that money you promised....

And in states like Virginia, that are full of data centers, residential power bills have gone up between 20% to 30%....and the data centers won't have to pay taxes for decades.

What makes Alabama any different?

Oh, that's right, more "trust me bro" promises.
We've learned our lesson on that.
Tell us more lies, Tommy - will we all get a pony? Will the data centers pay for the ponies, too? 🤣🤣🤣


Mike Johnson looks like a mad scientist showing off his latest experiment. Standing beside him awkwardly, as if he just ...
04/09/2026

Mike Johnson looks like a mad scientist showing off his latest experiment.

Standing beside him awkwardly, as if he just came to life and is very uncomfortable in his skin. Is Steve Scalise, Majority House Leader, Lousiana.

Who knows? Maybe Elon Musk is making robots to slowly replace the entire GOP leadership, one by one.

Or maybe the Epstein police broke both his arms.

Follow The Alabama Onion. We'll get to the bottom of this story, one way or another - or we'll at least point and laugh while we try.

04/09/2026

If my grandma had lived to see all this fake farmhouse decor, she'd have a good belly laugh.
🤣🐔🤣

02/09/2026


01/09/2026

The devil is a liar.
So is the internet.
I think they might be
the same person.

The White House and President Trump recently doubled down in their defense of rounding up hundreds of wild horses as he ...
01/09/2026

The White House and President Trump recently doubled down in their defense of rounding up hundreds of wild horses as he explained what happened.

"They were horribly obese and unhealthy animals," said Trump, as he showed a photo of one of the horses. He then stated that in order to save the horses, they were rounded up and sent to a weight loss camp in South Americs.

The president then went on to explain how the horses became so obese in the first place.

"They stood around eatng all the time," said the President, "and the grass they were eating, I've been told, was very high calorie."

The president then said that many of the horses were in areas close to windmills where the constant whirring of the motors made them overeat like crazy.

Trump said that after the horses complete their treatment at the weight loss clinic, they'll be fine. "Don't listen to the fake news media that says we sold the horses to be killed," he said. "They' fake news. Horrible, disgustingly, fake news.""

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