06/08/2026
Webster defines a best friend as "a person's closest and dearest friend."
We define it as someone who keeps a friendship alive through constant texts, frequent phone calls, and the occasional invasion of personal space.
While these two are no longer on the same shift, they somehow still manage to spend an impressive amount of time bothering each other.
Some friendships are built on common interests. This one appears to be built on mutual annoyance.
Happy to Officers Acuna & Britton! 💙