08/29/2026
Campaign Trail Notes No.15
I put forth that the greatest thing Baden-Powell created was the “Patch”. What’s that you say!? No way! Well, here it is; as a young Lieutenant in India, he asked permission to put, “an insignia on the left arm of every man who passed certain tests. That in the heat of battle he may call upon trained men to carry out an action” He would test his men on finding their way, some first-aid, mapping, and observing. He was granted permission.
He wrote a book, “Aids to Scouting” to accomplish that. That book would, many years later become a handbook for boys (it’s in a Pink Floyd song). Those patches carry meaning far beyond how pretty that might look, and some of the smallest ones represent the most difficult of things to accomplish.
In the early 1970s, those of us into backpacking, began to make, “Brag Rags”. We hung them on the backs of our packs and those behind us could only look at them as they passed the miles. Now this wasn’t pure vanity, no sir, everything you put on your back has to do a number of things. We used them, along with a couple of steel foot-long spikes, as windbreaks for our stoves above tree line, there ain’t always rocks at the top.
They often inspired conversation (and arguments) along the way, they often lay atop the backpack you used as a pillow or wrapped around your boots for the same reason. On one occasion we strained water through one. A silly thing to carry. They attached to you pack with safety pins. I always carried about a dozen safety pins (gotta have safety!), and now they serve a different purpose…memories.
There is one patch on it with a canoe on it. Troop 119 wanted to canoe and chose the Kentucky River, from the old bridge outside of town to High Bridge in Mercer County. This is about 18 miles by water, and with little current. The Kentucky River has little surface current, up near us, due to the locks and dams creating backpressure. Translated into plain English: You are going to have to paddle every bit of it.
And it was warm, almost 90 degrees. The Scout I had up front paddled hard and sang the same verse of one song…for 18-miles, well almost. I quickly learned that he sang hard, he paddled hard. I quit paddling. The other boats saw this (there were 6 boats that trip). Whenever this kid stopped and looked back, my paddle was in the water. Well, you can only sing so long and, by and by, he took off his shoes and laid back with his feet dangling over the front. A kid in the 21st century lazing down a river in Kentucky.
When High Bridge was sighted this kid became a 700 HP Evinrude, singing soooo loud. We hit that landing with a big thump! That kid? He’s a policeman in Lexington now, having returned from St. Louis where he was a policeman. A patch reminds me of a warm day on the river. I see the old brag rag is still working.
Actually, Mike Simpson, we need some time on the river. Or a cave, you still caving, old man?
Stephen P Ellis for Danville City Commission November 3rd, 2026
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