06/07/2025
An anonymous tip lead CBPD to a dangerous attack honeybee breeding and training operation today, the publicly dubbed "Horton's Honey Farm". The tip referred to the location as an illegal honeybee procurement "farm" being used to breed and train aggressive honeybees with the intention to aid in criminal activity and act as an asset to gangs.
Officer Croucier bravely lead the charge into the farm, firing several rounds from his firearm into the makeshift hive. Unfortunately, this only managed to anger the dangerous insects, who proceeded to attack him as he ran away. He barely escaped with his life. Meanwhile, a self-proclaimed unidentified "beekeeper" looked on in disgust after a verbose and insane rant about how the farm was for quote "harvesting honey" which of course is completely false.
We will likely be returning to this location in an armored vehicle with a SWAT team to protect our officers and shut down this operation for good.