27/05/2025
Once upon a barangay hall somewhere in the Philippines, a politician stood tall with a megaphone, a tarpaulin, and a signature smile. He promised the people FOUR things:
๐. โฑ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ซ ๐ค๐ข๐ฅ๐จ ๐ซ๐ข๐๐
๐. ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐จ๐จ๐ซ
๐. ๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ง๐ ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ข๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ง๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ค๐ก๐
๐. ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ ๐
People clapped, cried, and selfieโd. Little did they know, Season 98 of โ๐๐ข๐ง๐จ๐ฒ ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฌ๐๐ฌ: ๐๐ซ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ ๐๐๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง.โ had just begun.โโ
#๐: ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐๐๐ฅ โฑ๐๐ ๐๐ข๐๐
Ah yes, the famous kanin fantasy. โฑ20 per kilo rice was marketed like it was the second coming of Jesus โtalked about a lot, but nobodyโs seen it. Instead of โฑ20 rice, we got โฑ50 riceโฆ and free bukbok on our way to protein diet.
#๐: ๐๐๐๐๐ โ They give ayuda once, then post 12 angles of it on FB with captions like: โSerbisyong totoo, para sa masaโโbut really itโs โBoto mo, โte. Donโt forget ha.โ
#๐: ๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ง๐ ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ข๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐๐ฌ, ๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ง๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ค๐ก๐... ๐๐๐ฆ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ซ๐จ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐ฌ
"Bagong Pilipinas, Bagong Mukha" they said, as they rebranded everything from the president's speech to government hotlines. But no matter how many slogans you slap on a broken system, itโs still ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐บ๐ฒ ๐ผ๐น๐ฑ ๐ท๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฝ ๐๐ถ๐๐ต ๐ป๐ฒ๐ ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐น.
#๐. ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ซ๐๐๐ญ ๐๐๐๐ข๐ง๐๐ญ ๐๐๐ฌ๐ข๐ ๐ง๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง โ ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐๐๐ข๐ง๐๐ญ
Cabinet members are leaving faster than your ex replied to โkamusta ka na?โ Voluntary daw. Sure. And โฑ20 rice is in aisle 3 with unicorn meat.
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๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ซ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ก ๐๐๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐ข๐๐ฌ
The biggest lie isnโt just โฑ20 rice, or โDaang Matuwid,โ or the latest โBagong Pilipinasโ campaign.
๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ข๐ ๐ ๐๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ: That Filipinos can be fooled forever.
But hereโs the good news: Weโre waking up. Weโre laughing less at the jokes and more at the jokers. And weโre finally asking the questions they hoped weโd never ask.
Letโs stop being the audienceโand start being the authors of the next chapter.