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06/04/2023

YEAR 2053.

We were sitting under the mango tree in our garden‚ my younger sisters‚ our grandmother and me. We just had supper and here we are‚ in this breezy environment.

I‚ particularly‚ was feeling fantastic‚ I guess the effect of what your favorite food can have on you could at times‚ be understated.

Still feeling the beautiful moment when Grace‚ my youngest sister said‚ “Grandma‚ tell us a story!”

“Have I told you about what happened and we had to face in the year‚ 2020?” Grandma asked with eagerness‚ waiting for little Grace to say no‚ but seemed a little backed down when she said yes.

Grace is only six‚ but she already has a thing for stories.

“Okay‚ then. I’m going to tell you a story about how I met your grandfather‚” Granny said.

“I met your grandfather at “Helen & Paris‚” an event held by a Facebook Community in Lagos. It was an unplanned one‚ our meeting‚ unlike some that may have been talking before contemplating to meet each other.

“I had just returned from my Church and quickly prepared for it‚ in anticipation of meeting then-celebrity stars like; Sharon Ntan‚ Daniel Regha‚ Johnny Drille--”

“Wait‚ the ‘Johnny Drille’?” I asked‚ interrupting grandmother.

“Yes‚ him. The Johnny Drille. I had anticipated to meet him but I met someone else instead. Someone that would later come to be known as the love of my life‚ I never regret meeting him that day.

“The event’s just finished and it was time to took some pictures. We snapped so many‚ then‚ he posted online which coincidentally‚ surfaced on my feed. I messaged him then‚ telling him it was great having met him there at the event.

“He replied sweetly. Or maybe he was just being himself‚ but I found him cool. After weeks of conversing online‚ we finally arranged a date at a restaurant.”

“And when you met him then‚ did you kiss him?” Grace asked with enthusiasm.

“Wait‚ who is teaching this girl all these things?!”

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This could be you telling this story to your grandkids in 2053‚ but it will only be possible when you get your slots to HELEN & PARIS which would take place on 30th‚ April 2023 at De Podium Event Centre for just ₦3‚000.

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02/04/2023

I need someone😔😥 to shock me with 1cup of garri sugar waso and kulikuli betterlife🙏🙏
God will bless you🙏

22/02/2023

I know I'm not special 🥺

Buh gimme two reasons why you like me 😩🙂✨😅

11/02/2023

ASK ME ANYTHING ( JUST ONE) 😋
1.instagram name💚
2.Snapchat name💙
3.Twitter name😇
4.Whatsapp number😐
5.Last time I cried 😭
6.Tribe🦋🦋
7.Birthday ❤
8.Male Best friend🥺🥰
9.Girl Best friend 💜
10.Favorite song 😋
11.Last hug 😫
12.last kiss💔
13.Where i stay nw😁
14.Real Name ☺
15.Favorite Artist😜💓
16.are u in a relationship ❤
17.need my time to discuss 🙄
I'll answer you 🙂.

10/02/2023

Can’t wait to spoil this Ma with riches. 🤲

From my thoughts to God’s ear.

Africa wrestling na your mate 🥴🥴🥴
10/02/2023

Africa wrestling na your mate 🥴🥴🥴

05/02/2023

In Nigeria of today, things are
hard o!!
There is serious poverty and
hunger!!
Just imagine!!
A guy slept very hungry and
saw bread in his dream, he took
it and started eating it in his
dream. After he finished eating
it, he saw a coconut and decided
to eat it too but he didn't
See a knife to cut it. So he
decided to use his teeth only to
receive a dirty slap from his
elder brother! You don finish
pillow..... Now na my head u dey
chew.... U be witch?

I just dey imagine say if dat guy saw that knife watin him go do him brother head🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😁

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05/02/2023

Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:

“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?

The sailor said no to all his questions.

Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.

After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?

The professor said no.

Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.
And reading without comentiaology you will also join the professorology 😂😂
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What if I told you that you are never alone, even if you are the only person in the room? What if I told you that as you...
05/02/2023

What if I told you that you are never alone, even if you are the only person in the room? What if I told you that as you lay down to sleep, a spirit comes to check on you as you drift off to sleep? These spirits enjoy attaching themselves to single people and to those living alone. Therefore, they enjoy terrorizing them since no one can interfere with them.

My name is Laruba and this is my story. In the same way as most people, I also denied the reality of such occurrences. I was a single lady who was just enjoying her life alone until one day I lay down to sleep and had a terrifying dream.

The night was extremely dark with no source of light. I could hear the sound of an owl hooting. The atmosphere was cold and pale. I saw myself standing alone in the middle of the road. Out of nowhere, a being ran past me laughing hysterically like a hyena. I shivered in fear. The being ran past me again. I couldn't tell what kind of creature this was because it moved too fast.

I began to shiver in fear and my heartbeat was rising. I decided to run but the road seemed endless and everywhere I turned was just empty space. Seeing that running was futile, I decided to stop running. Suddenly I heard a cry. A little boy was sobbing gently and saying "please help me. Don't let the boogeyman take me away."

"Who is there?" I asked apprehensively. My voice echoed in the big empty space and my voice was swallowed up by it.

I turned in another direction and saw a hideous figure looming in front of me. Worms were coming out of his mouth and he stank of hell. His eyes were red and he also reeked of death. I knew it was the Boogeyman.

"I have come for you," he said.

"Aaah!" I screamed and fled for my life. As I ran, I noticed that my steps were becoming slower and eventually, I could not run again. The next thing I knew, I was paralyzed from head to toe.

The Boogeyman got closer to me. He laughed and laughed. "You're mine," he declared.

He picked me up and carried me away. Suddenly, a house appeared in the distance. From the distance, I could hear the screams from inside. Surely, those must have been his victims screaming.

"You're correct. These are people like you who are single or live alone. You're all mine even though you don't realize it yet. When you lie down to sleep, the Boogeyman always comes for you. Even now, when you're all alone in your room. The Boogeyman is waiting for you to fall asleep and drift away.

After he said that I woke up. The sound of my alarm saved me. It was so loud that it woke me up. I could not go back to sleep because I knew that if I did, the Boogeyman would come for me.

I stood up from the bed sweating profusely so I walked to the kitchen to drink water. Immediately I opened the kitchen door. In front of me, a hand reached out and grabbed my wrist. Behols, it was the Boogeyman.

"I'm home," he announced.

To be continued when you fall asleep.

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