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Tell them I saidUnless they kill GOD.
29/10/2024

Tell them I said
Unless they kill GOD.

UPDATE: Stephen Mokogi charged with unlawful entry into parliament during anti-Finance Bill protests on June 28; release...
01/07/2024

UPDATE: Stephen Mokogi charged with unlawful entry into parliament during anti-Finance Bill protests on June 28; released on Sh2,000 cash bail after pleading not guilty, denies taking mace..

Happy madaraka day my fellow kenyans.As we celebrate lets mantain peace as one nation.Remember for better leadership dep...
31/05/2024

Happy madaraka day my fellow kenyans.
As we celebrate lets mantain peace as one nation.
Remember for better leadership depends on your vote
Enjoy your weekend
Kelly the kenyan oga

Please don't confuse the length of a friendship with thestrength of a friendship! They are NOT the same .
08/05/2024

Please don't confuse the length of a friendship with the
strength of a friendship! They are NOT the same .

Kamwili kanakubaliMsinionee wivu ni neema tw Sinanga kakitu
27/04/2024

Kamwili kanakubali
Msinionee wivu ni neema tw
Sinanga kakitu

25/03/2024

Hii mpaka nicheke

Italian Relationship:
1st day= S*x
2nd day= S*x again.

French Relationship
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = S*x
3rd day = S*x again

British Relationship
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = s*x and more s*x

American Relationship
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= S*x

Kenyan Relationship
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have s*x but failed.
15th day= Tried to have s*x but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "núú ucio?"
The man apologize and the replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= R**e.
29th day= Police case😂😂😂😂😂😂😂@followers

24/03/2024

Wanataka shagaaa...

A popular DJ Joe Mfalme has been arrested after him and his crew of 4 had attacked a DCI officer last weekend in Kikuyu....
23/03/2024

A popular DJ Joe Mfalme has been arrested after him and his crew of 4 had attacked a DCI officer last weekend in Kikuyu. The officer was admitted for abdominal pain & he died yesterday.

In 15yrs we have lost 4 World Superstars prematurely: ❌Samuel Wanjiru - Olympics marathon Record holder 😭,2011❌ Nicholas...
12/02/2024

In 15yrs we have lost 4 World Superstars prematurely:

❌Samuel Wanjiru - Olympics marathon Record holder 😭,2011

❌ Nicholas Bett - 2015 400mH champion 😭,2018

❌ Agnes Tirop - 2015 World Cross Country Champion 😭,2021

❌ Kelvin Kiptum Cheruiyot - World marathon record holder 😭,2024

God grant us peace in our hearts 🇰🇪🙏

11/02/2024

Mambo yachemka ....Chief Godlove
njoo huku uyasikie haya je ni ikweli??

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