29/12/2020
This is from the bottom of my chambered organ.
The one you wrongfully got access to.
Whose working you have altered considerably.
From the feelings department.
Yes! It now has one, thanks to you.
It is this special day of yours,
That God in his own wisdom created you.
So you could alter the normal physiology, anatomy and biochem of the pple around you.
As well give the devil a series of pathologies.
When I think of your laughter and care you show to pple,
I get afraid you can cause me angina.
But then I realize it is arrhythmias and lots of asynchrony.
Don't worry as from today,
God shall strike your enemies with ACHONDROPLASIA.
Please this day is the best day you would have to avoid allergies,
But rather take enough time to take in ANTAGONISTIC DRUGS,
Such as ANTIHISTAMINES, GLUCOCORTICOIDS OR EPINEPHERINE,
To curb any allergies you may have.
Laryngitis shall hit anyone who tries to call you cursed.
I'm so glad I never forgot this wonderful day of yours,
Coz it may have caused me major effective disorders,
And my CNS won't fire normally anymore if I did.
Spastic paralysis or should I say dystonias has caught up with my pocket now,
I would have taken you out to one of the 5- star eateries,
Sorry about that.
Happy birthday!
CEO Darius the poet
