Captain Tootys Biker Smiles page

Captain Tootys Biker Smiles page Captain Tootys Chat page, every one with a love of 2, 3, or 4 wheels welcome am one of the most "down to earth" admins you will ever meet. I stick to my values.

There is nothing about me (or what I own) that is any better than anyone else. That said, I do strive for excellence in everything I do, as I think everyone should. As admin, I have studied every brand of motorcycles there is, to "qualify" myself to run a biker page. Also owned well over a 100 bikes, and to date 79 trikes, most makes, I've been riding nearly 50 years. I love ALL brands, and think

each one has a specific function for the rider in question. I say this as humble as possible - don't compare brands on this page. You won't like the outcome. Harley and Yamaha are my personal favorites, but I don't promote ANY brand, because I think it's irrelevant. I like Harley because it SCREAMS "Bad Boy", and always will. I like Kawasaki because the brand has never changed hands, and the owner is a stickler for quality - (can you say "Samaria sword?"). But I buy used - I look for bikes & trikes in need of a little TLC. Once a bike/trike has been sold, every bit of money spent on it goes back into the community. Being a disabled Biker/Triker myself I understand what its like to want to keep the lifestyle, the way of life our hearts want, but sometimes can't quite find. after being given early medical retirement from government service, I now dedicate my time to helping others stay sane, in this crazy world. If you need help, advice, a friend, just ask. Trikes for sale, just ask, I always know someone selling, and feel free to advertise on this page.

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Elegance meets adventure on two wheels. 🌟 Riding a Vespa or Lambretta is about freedom, fun, and looking fabulous while doing it.

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English glamour model Sammie Pennington has been featured on posters, magazine covers, glossy photos, and even has appeared in a couple of films. One was titled "Le***an Vampire Killers". I think it was about gardening.

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The Freaky Friday Smile:
A woman meets a man in a bar.

They talk, they laugh, and really hit it off. Before long, they decide to go back to his place.

As he shows her around his apartment, she notices something unusual in his bedroom:
an entire wall covered in soft, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three long shelves filled from end to end.
The bottom shelf is lined with small teddy bears.
The middle shelf holds medium-sized bears.
And the top shelf is packed with huge, oversized teddy bears.

She can tell he spent a lot of time arranging them just right.

For such a masculine-looking guy, the display surprises her—but she also finds it sweet and endearing. She doesn’t say anything, but she’s impressed by his sensitive side.

They share a bottle of wine, talk for hours, and the more they talk, the more she thinks:

Oh my… this man might actually be the one. He could even be the father of my future children.

They start kissing. The chemistry is strong. Soon he sweeps her into his arms and carries her to the bedroom.

After an intense night of passion, they lie together, catching their breath.

She gently strokes his chest, smiles, and asks softly:

“Well… how was it?”

He smiles back, brushes her cheek, looks lovingly into her eyes and says:

“Help yourself to any prize…
from the middle shelf.”

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