Our Story
Welcome to Broomfield Badger News. let's just be clear this is nothing to do with Badgers. In fact if it was to do with badgers it might make it mildly interesting but our point is to be as pointless as possible. We intend to post random pictures that amuse us raising unimportant issues and celebrating what a beautiful place Broomfield Parish is. This is not the official Broomfield page.
Let's face it not much happens up on the hills so to try and make something happen we aim to celebrate the fact that nothing much happens. We will retain editor anonymity page owners this will allow us to be part of local rumours and conspiracy theories. Could Johnny Depp be the co author? you will never know.
FAQ
Are you a badger?
If badgers have developed the art of typing then maybe but sadly no we are not a badger.
Are you local residents?
Yes we are local residents living in the parish.
Are you interested in local events?
Our main objectives are to drink tea and eat good cake so if this is on offer then we will post your event. If however it is a no cake event then we will need some random convincing of its worth.
Are you anti badgers?
We don't meet many badgers or indeed people dressed as badgers so it's hard to answer this one.
Can I post my own random photos on your page?
We are delighted to welcome the local community to join us in posting their photos but anything rude will be studied carefully in a room with good lighting,shared with friends and not posted.
What sort of things will you feature?
Today we photographed a large pothole filled with water, it was the most uninteresting thing we saw what about you?
Can I use your page to post my anger about something locally?
Hmmm tricky really, this then turns the page into something with a point which would make our pointless endeavour rather fruitless. So no unless however it makes you feel better and by sharing you become a much happier person in the world, but we still might delete it.
Can I share local gossip?
Does it involve cake? See above.
Are you a rich middle class person who has bought a house locally and used to be a city banker?
Does this involve cake?
Are you trying to make a point with this page?
Absolutely not this is a completely pointless page apologies if this wasn't made clear.
Are you pro the parish council?
Do they have cake? We love the parish council and all that they do especially if they can get our broadband sorted without the use of crap satellite.
Do you think they should build a Waitrose in Broomfield?
Absolutely not we love our place just as it is. A corner shop wouldn't go a miss but driving 10 miles for a pint of milk is something we are used to.
