Olympus Mons

Olympus Mons Pretty tall, looking forward to hiking season. Not a fan of earth mountains, they're all show. Avg about 26km above surface or 86,000 ft. Also Joseph Smith

Here i'm asked to write a long description of my page. I am Very long, very tall. Words are not magmmarrghh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qyVNqeJ6wQWith the very first climbing expeditions getting ready for New Planet Season;...
02/06/2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qyVNqeJ6wQ

With the very first climbing expeditions getting ready for New Planet Season; humans are getting psyched for Climbing the Newest - Biggest Tallest Thing they can see ! Humanity!

Cya soon?

On Friday, to celebrate the 20th birthday of ESA’s Mars Express, you’ll have the chance to get as close as it’s currently possible get to a live view from Ma...

18/02/2022

To help the previous book of faces, now the in-between and construct of the intangible everything - Olympus Mons Requests Climbers to review their climb and stay.

Was food adequate, was lodging okay?
Theres a Dormitory with some symbol on it that people seem to like on earth, it was built in 2006 by the Mormon Mars Terraforming Expedition{MMTE - Smith Plate 1 Piloted by Joseph Smith himself landed and constructed whatever the f**k these things are}. The tag says it was part of a vision inspired need to build the biggest Single Church Mega Structure on a stellar Wonder of Ever Imposing gradual gradient Ever; and a pretty cool ski park 11 months of the year. Gold is welcome up here...something about sun, not sure, dont care.

The mountain of olympus welcomes all who reach the top as a god, free admission to Aesir and other elitist councils to all climbers who summit;

o2 is an issue h2o is an issue, ambition is all thats on the posters though; Who will hear you die?

godspeed death; climb above what you would fall below -

all who fall add to my mountainous size, dust claims them, bumps they seem... lumpy, getting here and not dying is tough, climbing and not summiting is tough. Why even Mars if you dont top olymons...everest is sleeping at your weakness :3

This was a pretty bad review request post, please send meat sponges.

I am unaware of the human emotional spectra and its nuances - despite contrary issues, e.g. this nuance...

I am however very very, very, casual and large, laid back yet so damn tall and wide...
OlyMons: Mountain of the gods; come plural your symbols up top?

im bored and someone who died left a book open on what plurals are...
Also an ad reads under Plurals: Rules for - a picture with the text " a good climb with a cant be beaten view"
" die on a desert hell-scape with your family next Summer, winter or whenever, its mostly dust and red sandy silica- Or was it Iron-sand type just sandy sand, covering everything in more of it...so much dust...the water is just mushy dust....you have to mush it out and the ground is all sulfur smelling and tasting...probably...basically you'll be it soon enough.

Do not enquire about the menu, it is a trap;
the chef, we didnt hire him,
or build a kitchen,
what you eat who he eats, thats not our thing

no skiiing 1 month a year though and all skiiers must stop and look at phobos each pass, and say "Wow, look at that idea of a decaying orbit and eventual colossal impact"

He who owns the most moon chunks, own mars.

so; back to the kitchen - its a feature if you've eaten from here you'd know;

but your too lazy to climb the largest volcano in the solar system because why? Bad attitude, think? HMm, how old I am, and not even alive, just a mountain with interstellar internets, elon runs my data, but amazon hosts it, its pretty f**ked...a human would think, what the f**k is an elon amazon data attitude?

Mars is always erupting, just dust even soaks up the magma, its like glassy heat reducing greenhouse causing dust but yeah watch out...Oh and review the mountain? We got dust, no deathstar but dust, get it red or get it dead, dust dust dust weeooo

I cant climb earth...can i?

I see you seeing me 90_09 / ```~~````\,.................................................?/?//  |   |   |  \___________ht...
18/12/2021

I see you seeing me 90_09 / ```~~````\,.................................................?/?// | | | \___________
https://phys.org/news/2021-12-nasa-friday-webb-space-telescope.html?fbclid=IwAR063nBHr1ur-BcPPdzuGFiDNLMrj9mLIVWIRCs1iSTaDXvxeDaS5Fnkgn0

Intriguing milestone. Unexpected for vain fleshy, metal-peepy-monkey-space-wishers.

Earth media says it will see deeper than any previous hubble, galileo eyes, witchcraft etc..has seen, mysteries and answers await....

Peep on seeing ones, Mars is not empty. Also climbing season is half price this winter on the slopes, -50% off and free ascents for all group members!! Save up to - all of your possessions, CODE:OLYMPUSMONSCLIMB

I await your fleshy ascent, good luck with your meat pumps!
07/12/2021

I await your fleshy ascent, good luck with your meat pumps!

In 25 minutes NASA will announce the world's newest professional astronauts - people that will begin to settle the Moon.

Watch here: https://bit.ly/3dnLsXd

08/02/2021
      Sebastian's render of the Mountain of the Gods, beautiful pixely mountain surfaces await you, i appreciate the nor...
18/01/2021





Sebastian's render of the Mountain of the Gods, beautiful pixely mountain surfaces await you, i appreciate the normal mapping but a mountain as tall as this needs abnormal mapping because its stacked, my escarpment is bigger in real life - using clever texture work to the scale of Sebastians eye, we see what Google Earth could have been -

Google Space: Olympus Mons 64bit Experience Version.

Human Space-Science-Fact: Mars is measured in barren orange fields per mountain and average number of right squiggling sand dunes per two traces of water.
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+ Each grouping of this measurement is called an unbalanced or Adjacent-Set of plots.

*So simply remember - Each 3 adjacent sets is half a martian-planetary-transversal-klilometre or 1 relative isosceles point of Adjacent-Set -groupings from the two Sets.Giving you Average mountain height by base circumference, simply divide the mountains by 3.3 and add *0.721 Metres to the gradient.
If there's two sets in a row which are sound via their positions double-check they suit MountMons's Law:
; - In that They form the isosceles answer of = 16. Undefiable.

This math is made in magma, magma is an efficient version of the human brain that runs on heat, pressure, and spooming.

Magma math is too too smart for steamy Grey and White Matter computers, they dont spoom well, in fact many never spoom at all and are instead electrically shocked vs heated. Heating leads to a cool even temperament unlike Brain
e.g. Magma Spoom: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tephra
- Get you some.
WARNING:
(Dont Eject your Brain from your skull as seen in Fig 1c. Never Do: Brain Eruption - Human tries to have 'Thoughts' )

Olympus Mons is a very large shield volcano on the planet Mars. The volcano has a height of nearly 25 km. It is the largest volcano, the tallest planetary mountain, and the second tallest mountain in the Solar System compared to Rheasilvia on Vesta. It is the youngest of the large volcanoes on Mars,...

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MARS ST, Olympus Mons Interstate Located Between The Northwestern Edge Of The Tharsis Region And The Eastern Edge Of Amazonis Planitia
Tharsis Minas
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Here i'm asked to write a long description of my page. I am Very long, very tall.

AHEM - minor eruption.

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TO ALL HUMANS, WHO MAY WISH TO AND WILL - CLIMB ME AND FOR SURE DIE - I WAIT READY. Cold drinks at the top and somewhere for your dog to rehydrate too but - I AM MIGHTY MONS MIGHTY PLEBS! THIS IS NO ALWAYSREST MOUNTAIN or SLUMBLYBUMBLY PEAKS!! CLIMB OR DIE OR DIE ON ME OR LIVE ON ME AND DIE.