Canadians Going their Own Way

Canadians Going their Own Way Canada is done with America's gaslighting and abuse. We need to be on our own for awhile to heal. No America, this is your problem: we can't help you through it.

On January 20, we woke up and realized that enough was finally enough. You're our best friend America, and we were happy to let you live in our basement. Over the last few months though, things have been bad and just seem to be getting worse. We know you were diagnosed with a severe mental illness and even though we love you, there's only so much support we can possibly provide. We just don't feel

safe with an angry, terrifyingly strong country living in our basement, intent on breaking our stuff and randomly lashing out at people we like on twitter. We're sick of your abusive behavior and narcissistic gaslighting. You're just leaving your garbage lying around and you're not even paying rent! So, we're out. We're going to move in with Mexico for awhile. Don't even think of calling Momma Britain, she's as fed up with you as we are. Deal with your s**t, get help.Then, maybe we can talk again. Love Always,
(But seriously, get help!)

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