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Resp Rate Zero Paramedic Humour, sustained by coffee. No sleep schedule & probably overdue for a meal break

24/05/2026

Medication roulette at patient homes be like:
“Can you show me what medications you take?”
In the kitchen drawer are 3 expired antibiotics, a handful of mystery wafers, loose Panadol, something prescribed in 2009 and Bruno’s flea pills.
Bonus points when every tablet is stored in the same container and the patient says:
“I know which one’s which.” 💀🚑

23/05/2026

Vitals are fine.”
Meanwhile the patient looks like one bad decision away from a peri-arrest. 🚑
Also universal truth:
VT looks way pretty on the monitor 😝😂.

21/05/2026

Expert paramedic: “If you can ask me for a sandwich, you’re probably gonna survive.”
Somewhere between the first panic attack and the 3am psych transfer, the soul leaves the body and dark humour enters. 🚑💀

20/05/2026

It’s either one or the other….
Nutty patient & Normal family OR
Normal patient & Nutty family…..

19/05/2026

Yes…. Breathing Difficulties because of “A stubbed Toe”!!! 😫🤦‍♀️

18/05/2026

We all know these stories…. Trouble is, they’re true 🤦‍♀️🫣

16/05/2026

Frequent Flyer Day 🫣😝
Comment your favourite flyer

14/05/2026

Can’t breathe - can’t find my wifi password!!! 🫣😂🫣😂

12/05/2026

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